500daysofsassy:

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

I CANTG BR EATHE 

sighings:

Luna - Bombay Bicycle Club

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*

bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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guess who just found her fav AM album of all time for only $20 at urban outfitters???? hint: it me

guess who just found her fav AM album of all time for only $20 at urban outfitters???? hint: it me

abt to embark on a 3 1/2 hr journey for my college orientation kill my fkcing ass

abt to embark on a 3 1/2 hr journey for my college orientation kill my fkcing ass

dickinuranus:

"I’m Lettice, like the salad.."
"I’m definitely not prepared, I listened to the track in the car this morning.."
"I’m too hungover to be nervous.."

How can you not love her?

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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