so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
I CANTG BR EATHE
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.
I wish I knew more white dads
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well
"I’m Lettice, like the salad.."
"I’m definitely not prepared, I listened to the track in the car this morning.."
"I’m too hungover to be nervous.."
How can you not love her?
A brilliant metaphor
when ur friend starts liking something u rly like